XXX Marks the Spot" X-Rated Love Card
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Introducing the "XXX Marks the Spot" X-Rated Love Card - Not for the Faint of Heart, but Perfect for the Bold and Adventurous!
💌 Card Details:
-Color: Steamy Red with Explicit White Font - Because subtlety is overrated!
-Size: A2 (4.25in x 5.5in) - Compact, yet it packs a punch that'll leave you breathless.
-Comes with an extra kraft envelope - because you'll need backup after the laughter.
-Wrapped in a protective cello sleeve - for the sake of keeping things steamy and smudge-free.
-Includes a free "rip open this mofo" envelope sticker seal - because we believe in setting the mood!
🚚 Shipping Info:
-Free shipping via USPS First Class Mail - because your naughty intentions deserve a discreet entrance.
In a hurry to spread the laughter? Choose from our expedited shipping options:
-USPS Ground Advantage: Because free shipping does not include tracking.
-UPS 3 Day Select: For those who like their humor delivered ASAP.
-UPS 2nd Day Air Saver: Because laughter waits for no one.
-Overnight: Because you don't mess around when it comes to hilarious intimacy.
🏠 Dive into our naughty and uproarious collection at As Told By Ellie for more side-splitting gifts and cards. Spice up your love life with a card that knows how to get a reaction, even if it's blush-inducing! 😜🔞💋
💌 Card Details:
-Color: Steamy Red with Explicit White Font - Because subtlety is overrated!
-Size: A2 (4.25in x 5.5in) - Compact, yet it packs a punch that'll leave you breathless.
-Comes with an extra kraft envelope - because you'll need backup after the laughter.
-Wrapped in a protective cello sleeve - for the sake of keeping things steamy and smudge-free.
-Includes a free "rip open this mofo" envelope sticker seal - because we believe in setting the mood!
🚚 Shipping Info:
-Free shipping via USPS First Class Mail - because your naughty intentions deserve a discreet entrance.
In a hurry to spread the laughter? Choose from our expedited shipping options:
-USPS Ground Advantage: Because free shipping does not include tracking.
-UPS 3 Day Select: For those who like their humor delivered ASAP.
-UPS 2nd Day Air Saver: Because laughter waits for no one.
-Overnight: Because you don't mess around when it comes to hilarious intimacy.
🏠 Dive into our naughty and uproarious collection at As Told By Ellie for more side-splitting gifts and cards. Spice up your love life with a card that knows how to get a reaction, even if it's blush-inducing! 😜🔞💋