Thanks for Helping Me Keep My Shit Together – Funny Appreciation Card
Sometimes flowers just don't cut it. Say thanks the real way—with swears, sarcasm, and a whole lot of gratitude for the poor soul who’s witnessed your full-blown meltdowns and still answers your texts.
Whether it’s your best friend, therapist, partner, or whoever has been emotionally duct-taping you together lately, this card says: I appreciate you, and also I’m a lot.
🌿 PRODUCT DETAILS:
Size: A2 (4.25 x 5.5 inches)
Blank inside—pour your heart out, or just scribble “pls never leave”
Includes 1 kraft envelope
Protected in a cello sleeve to keep it looking fresh (unlike you during your breakdown)
Includes our WORLD FAMOUS “rip open this mofo” envelope sticker
📦 SHIPPING INFO: Card ships in a sturdy AF white cardboard envelope. Multiple upgrade options available at checkout if you're cutting it close (again).