Sleigh Ride Naughty Christmas Card
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"Instead of a sleigh ride, how about a dick ride?" Christmas Card 🎅🔥
Heart This Image ❤️:
Ooh la la, you've got an eye for holiday mischief, don't you? Click that heart to give us the digital equivalent of a wink and a nudge. We know you're on the "nice" list, but who says you can't dip a toe into the "naughty"?
Description:
Why play by the rules when you can rewrite them? This sassy card is perfect for the one who makes your heart race faster than Rudolph leading the sleigh. Gift it to your special someone and make this holiday season a bit more... electrifying.
Shipping Info 📦:
- Ships globally, because everyone deserves a sprinkle of snark in their stocking.
- Securely packaged and sealed with a smirk.
- Dispatches within 1-2 business days.
- Different shipping upgrade options are available for those who left things to the last jolly minute.
How to Order:
1. Click 'Add to Cart' as if you just found the last hidden Christmas cookie.
2. Head to checkout and glory in your ability to choose the spiciest card in the North Pole.
3. Want to add a personal touch? Opt for card personalization and I'll handwrite a note inside just for you!
4. Fill out all the details and your card will soon be dashing through the snow to your mailbox.
For All Things Snarky & Bright:
If you love our blend of sass and seasonal spirits, make your way to our homepage for more fun finds: www.etsy.com/shop/astoldbyellie
Happy Customer Guarantee 😊:
We want to fill your holidays with laughs, not "bah humbugs." If anything's less than merry and bright with your purchase, reach out. We're here to make it right or offer a full refund, no questions asked.
So go ahead, be a little naughty this season; we won't tell Santa! 🎅🎉
Heart This Image ❤️:
Ooh la la, you've got an eye for holiday mischief, don't you? Click that heart to give us the digital equivalent of a wink and a nudge. We know you're on the "nice" list, but who says you can't dip a toe into the "naughty"?
Description:
Why play by the rules when you can rewrite them? This sassy card is perfect for the one who makes your heart race faster than Rudolph leading the sleigh. Gift it to your special someone and make this holiday season a bit more... electrifying.
Shipping Info 📦:
- Ships globally, because everyone deserves a sprinkle of snark in their stocking.
- Securely packaged and sealed with a smirk.
- Dispatches within 1-2 business days.
- Different shipping upgrade options are available for those who left things to the last jolly minute.
How to Order:
1. Click 'Add to Cart' as if you just found the last hidden Christmas cookie.
2. Head to checkout and glory in your ability to choose the spiciest card in the North Pole.
3. Want to add a personal touch? Opt for card personalization and I'll handwrite a note inside just for you!
4. Fill out all the details and your card will soon be dashing through the snow to your mailbox.
For All Things Snarky & Bright:
If you love our blend of sass and seasonal spirits, make your way to our homepage for more fun finds: www.etsy.com/shop/astoldbyellie
Happy Customer Guarantee 😊:
We want to fill your holidays with laughs, not "bah humbugs." If anything's less than merry and bright with your purchase, reach out. We're here to make it right or offer a full refund, no questions asked.
So go ahead, be a little naughty this season; we won't tell Santa! 🎅🎉