Sleigh Ride Naughty Christmas Card

"Instead of a sleigh ride, how about a dick ride?" Christmas Card 🎅🔥

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Ooh la la, you've got an eye for holiday mischief, don't you? Click that heart to give us the digital equivalent of a wink and a nudge. We know you're on the "nice" list, but who says you can't dip a toe into the "naughty"?

Description:
Why play by the rules when you can rewrite them? This sassy card is perfect for the one who makes your heart race faster than Rudolph leading the sleigh. Gift it to your special someone and make this holiday season a bit more... electrifying.

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We want to fill your holidays with laughs, not "bah humbugs." If anything's less than merry and bright with your purchase, reach out. We're here to make it right or offer a full refund, no questions asked.

So go ahead, be a little naughty this season; we won't tell Santa! 🎅🎉