Retirement Card
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📆 "This Week: Whatever the F*ck I Feel Like Doing" Retirement Card - Celebrate Freedom and Fun! 🎉
Celebrate the joyous milestone of retirement with a card that perfectly encapsulates the newfound freedom of this exciting life chapter! This humorous and spirited greeting card is the ideal way to congratulate someone on their retirement with a good laugh 😄.
Features:
-Whimsical Design: The card features a mock "weekly schedule" layout, with each day of the week humorously paired with the words "Whatever the F*ck I Feel Like Doing".
*Monday: Whatever
*Tuesday: The
*Wednesday: F*ck
*Thursday: I
*Friday: Feel
*Saturday: Like
*Sunday: Doing
*Bottom Message: "Happy Retirement!" - a cheerful note to celebrate their new beginning 🥳.
Card Size: Perfectly sized for gifting or framing as a keepsake.
-Quality: Printed on high-quality cardstock for a lasting memento.
-Includes: Comes with a coordinating envelope, neatly packaged in a protective cello sleeve 💌.
Shipping Options:
-Standard Free Shipping: USPS First Class Mail 📬 (no extra cost).
Upgrade Options:
-UPS 3 Day Select: Faster delivery for those special occasions ⏳.
-UPS 2 Day Air Saver: A quick and efficient choice 🚀.
-Overnight Shipping: For urgent, last-minute needs 🌙.
Gift this card to express your excitement and support for their new journey of leisure and spontaneity. A delightful way to say, "Enjoy every moment of your retirement!" 🌈🎈
Celebrate the joyous milestone of retirement with a card that perfectly encapsulates the newfound freedom of this exciting life chapter! This humorous and spirited greeting card is the ideal way to congratulate someone on their retirement with a good laugh 😄.
Features:
-Whimsical Design: The card features a mock "weekly schedule" layout, with each day of the week humorously paired with the words "Whatever the F*ck I Feel Like Doing".
*Monday: Whatever
*Tuesday: The
*Wednesday: F*ck
*Thursday: I
*Friday: Feel
*Saturday: Like
*Sunday: Doing
*Bottom Message: "Happy Retirement!" - a cheerful note to celebrate their new beginning 🥳.
Card Size: Perfectly sized for gifting or framing as a keepsake.
-Quality: Printed on high-quality cardstock for a lasting memento.
-Includes: Comes with a coordinating envelope, neatly packaged in a protective cello sleeve 💌.
Shipping Options:
-Standard Free Shipping: USPS First Class Mail 📬 (no extra cost).
Upgrade Options:
-UPS 3 Day Select: Faster delivery for those special occasions ⏳.
-UPS 2 Day Air Saver: A quick and efficient choice 🚀.
-Overnight Shipping: For urgent, last-minute needs 🌙.
Gift this card to express your excitement and support for their new journey of leisure and spontaneity. A delightful way to say, "Enjoy every moment of your retirement!" 🌈🎈