Niners Fan Birthday Card

Snarky Birthday Card for "Those" Football Fans

Need a birthday card that takes a cheeky jab at your friend's questionable choice in football teams? We've got you covered!

Front: "Happy birthday even though you're a fucking 49ers fan." (Yup, we went there. Someone had to bring them down a notch.)

Features & Details:

• Dimensions: Delightfully sized at 5in x 7in (A7 card size) - sizable enough to stand out, compact enough not to overshadow their Gold Rush pride.
• Material: Printed on high-quality cardstock paper that's arguably more elite than a Joe Montana throw (but not by much).
• Extras: Accompanied by an extra kraft envelope - because, given the team spirit, they might just want to share this gem with another 49ers devotee.
• Protection: Carefully encased in a cello sleeve. Safeguarding it from that rogue mail carrier who probably roots for the Seahawks.

Shipping:

• Method: Shipped via USPS Ground Advantage. While the 49ers' gold rush may be history, we ensure your card delivery is swift and timely.
• Tracking: Absolutely, it comes with tracking info. You need to track this spicy message’s journey, after all.

Our Guarantee: Every card is backed by our Snarky Satisfaction Promise. If, in the rare case, your 49ers fanatic pal doesn't acknowledge your impeccable comedic timing, give us a shout. We stand by our commitment to banter-filled birthdays.

Snag one and remind your friend that though you question their team choice, you’ll never question the cake choice. Add to cart!