Merry Christmas Bitch Card
Regular price
Unit price
per
Introducing the "Merry Christmas Bitch" Card – because nothing says festive like a dash of sass and a sprinkle of cheekiness! 🎅🎄❄️
Behold, the card that's so fabulous, it could make even Santa himself do a double-take. Our designers scoured the depths of magazine archives to handcraft this masterpiece, stitching together letters like a festive Frankenstein. The result? A Christmas message that's as unique as your holiday spirit! I'm just kidding guys, this was all made on the Internet but you get the idea.
🌲 Christmas Tree Chic: We've got a tree on this card, so you can check that Christmas requirement off your list. But trust us, this tree's got more attitude than a Christmas elf on an espresso bender.
❄️ Snowflake Sparkle: Snowflakes adorn this card like glitter on a runway model – they're fancy, fabulous, and oh-so-frosty. Just like your icy holiday vibes.
🤶 Naughty or Nice: Whether you've been naughty, nice, or a little bit of both, this card doesn't discriminate. It's here for all your festive shenanigans.
💌 The Gift of Sass: Forget sugar and spice – this card is made of pure sass and everything nice. It's the perfect way to let your loved ones know you care, in a totally cheeky way.
So, if you're tired of those boring, traditional cards that play it safe, grab a "Merry Christmas Bitch" Card and show the world that your holiday spirit is as bold and fabulous as ever! Get ready to sleigh the Christmas card game like never before. 🎁🎉
Behold, the card that's so fabulous, it could make even Santa himself do a double-take. Our designers scoured the depths of magazine archives to handcraft this masterpiece, stitching together letters like a festive Frankenstein. The result? A Christmas message that's as unique as your holiday spirit! I'm just kidding guys, this was all made on the Internet but you get the idea.
🌲 Christmas Tree Chic: We've got a tree on this card, so you can check that Christmas requirement off your list. But trust us, this tree's got more attitude than a Christmas elf on an espresso bender.
❄️ Snowflake Sparkle: Snowflakes adorn this card like glitter on a runway model – they're fancy, fabulous, and oh-so-frosty. Just like your icy holiday vibes.
🤶 Naughty or Nice: Whether you've been naughty, nice, or a little bit of both, this card doesn't discriminate. It's here for all your festive shenanigans.
💌 The Gift of Sass: Forget sugar and spice – this card is made of pure sass and everything nice. It's the perfect way to let your loved ones know you care, in a totally cheeky way.
So, if you're tired of those boring, traditional cards that play it safe, grab a "Merry Christmas Bitch" Card and show the world that your holiday spirit is as bold and fabulous as ever! Get ready to sleigh the Christmas card game like never before. 🎁🎉