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  • I'd F*ck You Card
  • I'd F*ck You Card
  • I'd F*ck You Card
  • I'd F*ck You Card

I'd F*ck You Card

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Introducing the "Straight to the Point" Explicit Red Card - Because Sometimes, You Just Can't Beat Bluntness!

💌 Card Details:

  • Color: Passionate Red with Bold White Lettering - Let your message stand out, loud and clear.
  • Size: A2 (4.25in x 5.5in) - Compact yet impactful, just like your intentions.
  • Comes with an extra kraft envelope - because one way or another, you'll want to make an impression.
  • Wrapped in a protective cello sleeve - to keep things steamy and smudge-free.
  • Includes a free "rip open this mofo" envelope sticker seal - because anticipation is everything!

🚚 Shipping Info:

  • Free shipping via USPS First Class Mail - because discreet delivery can be the ultimate tease.
  • In a hurry? Choose from our expedited shipping options:
    • USPS Ground Advantage: For those who want to get straight to the point sooner.
    • UPS 3 Day Select: Because life's too short for subtlety.
    • UPS 2nd Day Air Saver: When you're in the mood for express affection.
    • Overnight: Because who can resist an overnight rendezvous?

🏠 Explore more bold and explicit creations at As Told By Ellie for a no-nonsense approach to naughty gifting. Spice up your love life with a card that leaves no room for misinterpretation! 😈💋

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