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  • Fart Box Love Card
  • Fart Box Love Card
  • Fart Box Love Card
  • Fart Box Love Card

Fart Box Love Card

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Introducing the "Tongue Punch" Racy Love Card - A Bold Declaration of Love in Retro Style!

💌 Card Details:

-Color: Fiery Red with Vintage White Retro Font - Because passion knows no bounds.
-Size: A2 (4.25in x 5.5in) - Perfectly sized for a saucy message that won't be forgotten.
-Includes an extra kraft envelope - because even your wildest sentiments deserve a backup plan.
-Wrapped in a protective cello sleeve - to keep things steamy and smudge-free.
-Comes with a free "rip open this mofo" envelope sticker seal - because anticipation is half the fun!

🚚 Shipping Info:
Free shipping via USPS First Class Mail - for discreet delivery that's as spicy as your message.

Need it in a hurry? Choose from our expedited shipping options:
-USPS Ground Advantage: For those who can't wait to spice things up.
-UPS 3 Day Select: Because life is short, and love waits for no one.
-UPS 2nd Day Air Saver: When you're in the mood for express affection.
-Overnight: For those who want their love delivered pronto!

🏠 Dive into our naughty treasure trove at As Told By Ellie for more cheeky gifts and cards. Make your anniversary unforgettable with a card that speaks volumes – even if it speaks volumes of sass! 😘💨💋

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