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  • Fa La La Let's Have Sex
  • Fa La La Let's Have Sex
  • Fa La La Let's Have Sex
  • Fa La La Let's Have Sex
  • Fa La La Let's Have Sex
  • Fa La La Let's Have Sex

Fa La La Let's Have Sex

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"Fa La La... Intimacy" Christmas Card - Where Yuletide Carols Meet Bedroom Ballads 🎄❤️

Who said caroling was just for singing on doorsteps? Introducing our festive flirt card that’s as minimalist as it is direct. With red and green fonts that scream Christmas (and perhaps other things), this card gets straight to the point... and pleasure.

✨ Features:

- Front exclaims: "Fa la la la la let's have sex" - in case you needed another reason to look - forward to unwrapping presents.
- Minimalist design for maximum impact. Because sometimes, less is more... enticing.
- Delivered with a complimentary kraft envelope, the perfect attire for your bold and cheeky invite.

❤️ Heart this image if you believe in mixing traditional tunes with contemporary desires.

Shipping Info:

- Free Shipping: Spreading festive cheer (and more) without the added fee.
- Tracked Shipping: Monitor the journey of your sultry sentiments.
- Expedited Shipping: For when the anticipation is just too much.

How To Order:

1. Click 'Add to Cart' to set the mood for a holiday filled with carols and caresses.
2. Select your shipping preference.
3. Feel like adding a more personal touch? Share your steamy message and I'll handwrite it inside. If the holiday hustle has you in a rush, give me their address and I’ll send your romantic rendezvous invite directly.
4. Checkout, and get ready to turn up the festive heat.

🔗 Looking to deck more than just the halls? Discover our entire flirtatious festive collection on our homepage: www.astoldbyellie.com

🎉 Happy Customer Guarantee: If this card doesn’t stir up some holiday magic (in the bedroom or otherwise), reach out. We're committed to heating up your winter nights.

Make your intentions clear this festive season. After all, it’s the most wonderful time of the year... to get close and cozy. 🎄🔥😘

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