• Funny Rude Birthday Card — Happy Birthday to an Ancient Artifact A2 Card
  • Funny Rude Birthday Card — Happy Birthday to an Ancient Artifact A2 Card
  • Funny Rude Birthday Card — Happy Birthday to an Ancient Artifact A2 Card
  • Funny Rude Birthday Card — Happy Birthday to an Ancient Artifact A2 Card
  • Funny Rude Birthday Card — Happy Birthday to an Ancient Artifact A2 Card
  • Funny Rude Birthday Card — Happy Birthday to an Ancient Artifact A2 Card
  • Funny Rude Birthday Card — Happy Birthday to an Ancient Artifact A2 Card

Funny Rude Birthday Card — Happy Birthday to an Ancient Artifact A2 Card

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For anyone who has been on this earth long enough to qualify as a historical artifact. You love them. They're old. This card acknowledges both things with equal enthusiasm and zero apologies. They'll laugh. Probably.

Card Details

  • Size: A2 (4.25" x 5.5")
  • Inside: Blank
  • Includes a complimentary kraft envelope
  • Includes our world famous “Rip Open This Mofo” sticker
  • Shipped in a rigid mailer to keep your card pristine
  • Ships USPS Ground Advantage — upgrade available at checkout