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  • Funny Card — I Hope Your Day Is As Nice As Your Ass A2 Card
  • Funny Card — I Hope Your Day Is As Nice As Your Ass A2 Card
  • Funny Card — I Hope Your Day Is As Nice As Your Ass A2 Card
  • Funny Card — I Hope Your Day Is As Nice As Your Ass A2 Card

Funny Card — I Hope Your Day Is As Nice As Your Ass A2 Card

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Finally. A meaningful compliment. This retro-inspired funny card is the perfect blend of flirty, dumb, and weirdly thoughtful — works for birthdays, friendships, anniversaries, Valentine's Day, or any time you want to say something nice in the most chaotic way possible.

Give it to your best friend, your partner, your sister, or anyone who would rather be roasted with affection than complimented with a Hallmark. The card does the heavy lifting so you don't have to.

The details

  • A2 size (4.25 x 5.5 inches)
  • Blank inside — write your own message
  • Comes with a kraft brown envelope sealed with our signature "Rip Open This Mofo" sticker
  • Ships flat in a rigid mailer so it arrives in perfect condition
  • USPS Ground Advantage shipping
  • Designed and printed in the USA