Funny Recovery Card — All The Cool Kids Are Staying Clean A2 Card

For someone doing the hard, brave, life-changing work of staying clean. This card celebrates them the way they actually want to be celebrated — without the prayers, the platitudes, or the AA-meeting cliché. Just honest, warm, real recognition of how fucking huge what they're doing actually is.

Featuring retro typography and groovy vintage colors. Works for any recovery milestone — 30 days, 6 months, a year, ten years. Send it to a friend, partner, sibling, sponsor, or yourself.

The details

• A2 size (4.25 x 5.5 inches)
• Blank inside — write your own message
• Comes with a kraft brown envelope sealed with our signature "Rip Open This Mofo" sticker
• Ships flat in a rigid mailer so it arrives in perfect condition
• USPS Ground Advantage shipping
• Designed and printed in the USA