Military Goodbye Farewell Card

Bid farewell to your military friends with this hilariously snarky card. Whether they're heading to a new base 🏢, new housing 🏠, or a new assignment 🪖, this card perfectly captures the bittersweet humor of saying goodbye.

Features:
-Hilarious Message: "Good luck at your stupid new base with your stupid new friends 👋 in your stupid new housing 🛋️ at your stupid new assignment 🎖️." – because nothing says goodbye like a touch of sarcasm!
-Perfect For: Service members, military families, or anyone transitioning to a new base or post. ✈️
-Quality: Professionally printed on high-quality cardstock 🖨️ for a sleek and durable finish.
-Size: A2 size (4.25 x 5.5 inches) – just right for mailing ✉️ or hand-delivering 🤝.
-Includes: Comes with a kraft envelope, sealed in a protective cello sleeve, plus our WORLD FAMOUS "rip open this mofo" sticker. 😏

Shipping Options:

-USPS Ground Advantage: Reliable and cost-effective for when you plan ahead. 📦
-USPS Priority Mail: Faster than you planned but still reasonably priced. 🚀
-UPS 3 Day Select: Send it out in time for their last-minute PCS party. 🎉
-UPS 2 Day Air Saver: Perfect for your procrastinated farewell needs. 🕒
-Overnight Shipping: For when you forgot entirely and need to save face. 😬