• Funny Retirement Card — Happy Retirement You Fucking Quitter A2 Card
  • Funny Retirement Card — Happy Retirement You Fucking Quitter A2 Card
  • Funny Retirement Card — Happy Retirement You Fucking Quitter A2 Card
  • Funny Retirement Card — Happy Retirement You Fucking Quitter A2 Card

Funny Retirement Card — Happy Retirement You Fucking Quitter A2 Card

Regular price $5.50
Unit price per

For the coworker, boss, parent, or anyone in your life who just retired and earned every single day of it. They spent decades showing up and now they get to stop and they deserve a card that celebrates that with the energy it deserves. Ships in a rigid mailer so it arrives perfectly -- just like their career, but with a better ending.

Card Details

  • Size: A2 (4.25" x 5.5")
  • Inside: Blank
  • Includes a complimentary kraft envelope
  • Includes our world famous “Rip Open This Mofo” sticker
  • Shipped in a rigid mailer to keep your card pristine
  • Ships USPS Ground Advantage — upgrade available at checkout