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  • Your Valentine's Day Fantasy Card for Him
  • Your Valentine's Day Fantasy Card for Him
  • Your Valentine's Day Fantasy Card for Him
  • Your Valentine's Day Fantasy Card for Him

Your Valentine's Day Fantasy Card for Him

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Introducing the "Your Valentine's Day Fantasy" Minimalist Card for Him - Because Love Deserves a Dash of Spice!

💌 Card Details:

-Simple and stylish, featuring red font on a minimalist white backdrop.
-Message reads: "For Valentine's Day, please drag your dick across my face" - because romance can be adventurous too.
-Size: A2 (4.25in x 5.5in) - Perfectly sized for a discreet yet alluring message.

🚚 Shipping Info:

Free shipping via USPS First Class Mail - because anticipation is part of the excitement.

Need it pronto to fulfill those desires? Choose from our expedited shipping options:
-USPS Ground Advantage: Because free shipping does not include tracking.
-UPS 3 Day Select: Because love should never be rushed.
-UPS 2nd Day Air Saver: When you're ready for a passionate rendezvous.
-Overnight: Because some fantasies can't wait until tomorrow!

🏠 Explore more ways to express your affection at As Told By Ellie where we believe in celebrating love with style and a touch of playful allure. This Valentine's Day, let your desires take center stage with a card that speaks volumes! 😘❤️🔥

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