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  • X-Rated Birthday Card for Him
  • X-Rated Birthday Card for Him
  • X-Rated Birthday Card for Him
  • X-Rated Birthday Card for Him
  • X-Rated Birthday Card for Him

X-Rated Birthday Card for Him

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Introducing the "X-Rated Extravaganza" Naughty Card for Your Boyfriend's Birthday - Buckle Up, It's Gonna Get Wild!

💌 Card Details:

-Size: A2 (4.25in x 5.5in) - Because bigger isn't always better, right?
-Comes with a complimentary envelope sticker that says "rip open this mofo" - because subtlety has left the building, and we're here for it!
-Includes a kraft envelope for you & is protected in a cello sleeve

🚚 Shipping Info:

Free shipping via USPS First Class Mail - discreet packaging, no judgment included. You do you!

Upgrade Your Shipping Game:
-USPS Ground Advantage: Because anticipation is overrated.
-UPS 3 Day Select: For when you can't wait to see his jaw drop.
-UPS 2nd Day Air Saver: Because patience is for people who aren't having this much fun.
-Overnight: Because who needs sleep when you can have a party?

🏠 Want more wildly inappropriate and outrageously fun cards and gifts? Explore our main homepage at As Told By Ellie We promise, your boyfriend won't be the only one blushing. 😈🔥

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