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  • Tis the Season to Have Multiple O's
  • Tis the Season to Have Multiple O's
  • Tis the Season to Have Multiple O's
  • Tis the Season to Have Multiple O's
  • Tis the Season to Have Multiple O's
  • Tis the Season to Have Multiple O's

Tis the Season to Have Multiple O's

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"Holiday Ecstasy" Christmas Card - When 'O Holy Night' Takes on a Whole New Meaning 🎄❤️❄️

This festive season, elevate your greetings from cozy to combustible. Designed to mirror a wrapped gift, our card gently hints at the uncontainable joy waiting within — multiple times over.

✨ Features:

- The front teases: "'Tis the season to have multiple Orgasms."
- Crafted to mimic a lovingly wrapped present, hinting that some treasures are best unveiled in private.
- Accented with a passionate red heart cradled by gentle snowflakes, melding the warmth of the season with a sizzling promise.
- Encased in a complimentary kraft envelope, because every audacious message deserves a touch of grace.

Shipping Info:

- Free Shipping: Your secret's safe and sound, on its way without a penny spent.
- Tracked Shipping: Keep an eager eye on your provocative parcel.
- Expedited Shipping: When patience isn't your strongest suit.

How To Order:

1. Click 'Add to Cart' for a holiday filled with resonant rapture.
2. Opt for your chosen shipping method.
3. Checkout, then brace yourself for a festive season that’s anything but silent.

🔗 For a wonderland of playful provocations and festive flirtations, head over to our homepage: www.astoldbyellie.com

🎉 Happy Customer Guarantee: If this card doesn't inspire some festive fervor, reach out. Our goal is to fan the flames of holiday happiness.

Celebrate the season in a way that's merry, memorable, and multi-layered with delight. Let's redefine what it means to have a white Christmas, shall we? 🎄💌😘

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