'Til Death Do You Part Congrats Card
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$5.50
Let's face it, love is beautiful, marriage is sacred, but forgetting to take out the trash? That's a real dealbreaker. Gift your better half our "Til Trash Do Us Part" card and give them a hearty laugh—or a gentle nudge about house chores. Perfect for anniversaries, weddings, or those days when the garbage seems to pile up mysteriously.
🌟 PRODUCT DETAILS:
- Size: A2 (4.25 x 5.5 inches)
- Material: Premium cardstock with a classy floral twist, because even trash talk deserves a pretty background.
- Includes: One kraft envelope for your gifting pleasure. Card ships in sturdy af white cardboard envelope, because even snarky cards deserve first-class treatment. Protective cello sleeve included to avoid any coffee stains or tear spills.
- Inside: Blank, all the better for your passive-aggressive poetry or heartfelt promises of eternal bin duty.
- Extra Fun: Comes with our 'WORLD FAMOUS "rip open this mofo"' envelope sticker. Let's make opening this card as dramatic as forgetting anniversary flowers.
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Send this card and ensure your significant other knows that while love forgives many things, taking out the trash is not one of them. Here’s to laughter, love, and not letting the bins overflow!