Still Sober Bitches Women's Sobriety Tishirt

"Still Sober, Bitches" Retro Tee – For The Unapologetically Sober

 Ahoy, fabulous sobernaut! 🚀 If subtlety isn't in your vocabulary and 'retro' is your spirit animal, then this sweater is screaming your name... in a wavy font, obviously.

 From the front: a discreet smiley face, but oh honey, lean in. Those eyes? Two sassy lightning bolts ⚡⚡, and that smile? A gentle reminder to take life "one day at a time." On the back, we've spelled it out for anyone lagging behind you: "Still Sober, Bitches!" 🍃🌟

 Sweater Deets:

-Color: A forest green that says "I'm earthy but edgy."

-Material: Cozy yet breathable blend of 50% cotton & 50% polyester – kind of like if a fluffy -cloud married a badass motorbike.

-Front Design: "One day at a time." Smiley with a secret. We promise it'll spark more than a few conversations. 😉⚡

-Back Design: "Still sober bitches." Shout-out to your sobriety journey, in a wavy font that's as unpredictable as your pre-sober dance moves.

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Shipping Info 📦✈️:

Ships in 2-5 business days. Patience, grasshoppa. 

How to Buy:

1. Click 'Add to Cart' – as spontaneous as ordering that mocktail. 🍹

2. Head to checkout – less commitment than a Netflix series binge.

3. Wait eagerly or coolly, whatever's your style. 😎

Size Guide:

For the perfect fit that hugs all the right places, check the size guide in the photos. We've got you covered, from S to 'Extra Snarky' 2XL.

Craving More Boldness? 🛍️🔥

Sport this sweater with pride, own your journey, and remember: being sober never looked so damn good! 🌲🌟🌈