Steelers Birthday Card

Snarky Birthday Card for Devotees of the Terrible Towel

Know someone who can't stop waving that Terrible Towel and insists that black and yellow are the only colors that matter? Blitz into their birthday with a card that's as direct as a James Harrison tackle.

Front: "Happy birthday even though you're a fucking Steelers fan." (Bingo, we caught that pass. Someone had to burst the Steel Curtain.)

Features & Details:

• Dimensions: Forged at 5in x 7in (A7 card size)—the ideal size for slipping into their shrine to the Rooney family.
• Material: Printed on high-grade cardstock as robust as Pittsburgh's love for all things football.
• Extras: Arrives with an extra kraft envelope, ideal for when they inevitably want to pass the snark on to another member of Steeler Nation.
• Protection: Encased in a cello sleeve tougher than a Pittsburgh winter.

Shipping:

• Method: Ships via USPS Ground Advantage. It won't score a touchdown, but it will get to your end zone on time.
• Tracking: You bet. Tracking info is included so you can follow its journey to the end zone.

Our Guarantee: This card is backed by our Iron City Snark Satisfaction Guarantee. If your Steelers-obsessed buddy doesn't find this as entertaining as a last-minute field goal win against the Ravens, sound the whistle. We're on the job to make it right.

Click 'Add to Cart' faster than a Steeler fan can yell, "Here we go!" Make their birthday a day to remember, in a season they'd rather not forget.