Silent Night - Finally! Christmas Card
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Jingle All the Way... After the Kids Are Asleep. Retro Christmas Card 🎄🍸
Description:
Ah, the joys of parenting during the holidays. Cookies, carols, and endless cycles of "Are we there yet?" But let’s be real, the yuletide cheer really begins when the kiddos are off to dreamland. Our retro-inspired card is perfect for the spouse or partner who knows that the best gifts aren't under the tree—they're the moments of grown-up fun after the little ones nod off.
Shipping Info 📦:
- Ships internationally (because the struggle of balancing kids and holiday cheer knows no borders).
- Wrapped like the precious gift it is—with a hint of sass, of course!
- Hustles out the door within 1-2 business days, because not even Santa's elves work this fast.
How to Order:
1. Click 'Add to Cart' faster than you can say "Silent Night, finally!"
2. Proceed to checkout, where you can revel in your gift of great taste.
3. Input your deets and sit tight for the holiday magic to arrive.
More Retro Revelry:
Can’t get enough of our vintage vibes and parental puns? Take a sleigh ride over to our homepage: www.astoldbyellie.com
Happy Customer Guarantee 😊:
We're here to fill your season with laughs, not lumps of coal. If something's amiss or you're not fully jingling with joy, reach out to us. We'll make it right or give you a hassle-free refund. Your holiday happiness is our command.
Pour yourself some spiked eggnog, kick up your feet, and thank yourself for picking a card that truly sleighs! 🎄🥂
Description:
Ah, the joys of parenting during the holidays. Cookies, carols, and endless cycles of "Are we there yet?" But let’s be real, the yuletide cheer really begins when the kiddos are off to dreamland. Our retro-inspired card is perfect for the spouse or partner who knows that the best gifts aren't under the tree—they're the moments of grown-up fun after the little ones nod off.
Shipping Info 📦:
- Ships internationally (because the struggle of balancing kids and holiday cheer knows no borders).
- Wrapped like the precious gift it is—with a hint of sass, of course!
- Hustles out the door within 1-2 business days, because not even Santa's elves work this fast.
How to Order:
1. Click 'Add to Cart' faster than you can say "Silent Night, finally!"
2. Proceed to checkout, where you can revel in your gift of great taste.
3. Input your deets and sit tight for the holiday magic to arrive.
More Retro Revelry:
Can’t get enough of our vintage vibes and parental puns? Take a sleigh ride over to our homepage: www.astoldbyellie.com
Happy Customer Guarantee 😊:
We're here to fill your season with laughs, not lumps of coal. If something's amiss or you're not fully jingling with joy, reach out to us. We'll make it right or give you a hassle-free refund. Your holiday happiness is our command.
Pour yourself some spiked eggnog, kick up your feet, and thank yourself for picking a card that truly sleighs! 🎄🥂