Seahawks Birthday Card

Snarky Birthday Card for Fans of the "12th Man" Legion

Have a friend who thinks the Seahawks are God's gift to football and that the "12th Man" is a divine entity? Give them a birthday card that tackles their enthusiasm harder than the Seahawks' defense on a good day.

Front: "Happy birthday even though you're a fucking Seahawks fan." (Yup, we intercepted that one. Someone had to challenge the play.)

Features & Details:

• Dimensions: Perfectly feathered at 5in x 7in (A7 card size)—compact enough not to mess with their carefully arranged nest of Seahawks memorabilia.
• Material: Printed on high-quality cardstock that has a better grip than their team in the 2015 Super Bowl.
• Extras: Hawks in with an additional kraft envelope, because, you know, sometimes you drop the ball and need a second chance.
• Protection: Snugly wrapped in a cello sleeve, guarding it better than Earl Thomas ever did.

Shipping:

• Method: Soars to you via USPS Ground Advantage. It won't make the playoffs, but it will make it to your mailbox in time.
• Tracking: Absolutely. We include tracking info so you can spot this bird as it flies home.

Our Guarantee: Every card is backed by our Legion of Snark Guarantee. If your Seahawks-fanatic friend doesn't find this as delightful as a Russell Wilson scramble, let us know. We’re committed to making your snark resonate louder than CenturyLink Field.

Quick, 'Add to Cart' faster than a Seahawk can snatch a fish from Puget Sound! Make their birthday as memorable as their favorite team's ups and downs.