Saints Birthday Card

Snarky Birthday Card for the Devoted Saints Disciples

Got a friend who’s always marching in with the Who Dat Nation, convinced that every year is "our year"? Bless their heart—and their birthday—with a card that's as audacious as a second-line parade.

Front: "Happy birthday even though you're a FUCKING Saints fan." (Hallelujah, we said it. Someone needed to deliver the sermon.)

Features & Details:

• Dimensions: Anointed at 5in x 7in (A7 card size)—perfectly sized to fit next to that Drew Brees shrine they’ve got going on.
• Material: Printed on saintly high-quality cardstock paper, sturdy enough to survive even the most passionate game-day jambalaya spill.
• Extras: Comes with a second kraft envelope, because, you know, Saints fans believe in miracles and second chances.
• Protection: Swathed in a cello sleeve, providing better protection than your friend yelling, "Who Dat!" at opposing fans.

Shipping:

• Method: Ascends to you via USPS Ground Advantage. It might not be a saintly apparition, but it’ll arrive in divine time.
• Tracking: Amen, tracking info is included! You can follow its pilgrimage as closely as you do the playoff race.

Our Guarantee: This card is blessed with our Who Dat Snark Satisfaction Guarantee. If your Saints-loving friend doesn’t take this card as gospel, let us know. We'll absolve you of any gift-giving sins and make it heavenly right.

Tap 'Add to Cart' quicker than a Saint can catch a Hail Mary. Shower your friend with a birthday message that, unlike their team, will never be controversial.