Regulate Your Dick Mug
Rise and shine, pro-choice champions! Sip your morning brew from this brilliantly blunt pro-choice mug, oozing with sass and a delicious dash of audacity. Forget the cream and sugar; this mug is packed with unfiltered opinions, making it the ideal way to add a splash of assertion to your daily routine.
This ceramic herald of human rights is designed with enough tenacity to withstand heated debates at the breakfast table and the harsh reality of dishwasher cycles. Decked out in a vibrant, non-fading print that's as bold as your stance, it communicates your views louder than any morning radio show. You might as well call this mug a handheld billboard for bodily autonomy.
With a hefty 11 or 15 oz capacity, it holds enough coffee to fuel your day, or tea, or whiskey. Who are we to dictate what you put in your mug? That's right, nobody. This little firecracker is all about choice.
Gone are the days of passive-aggressive mug messages. We're here to offer you an assertive-aggressive one. So why hold a regular, non-opinionated mug when you can have this icon of self-expression?
Pro tip: It pairs perfectly with a serving of reproductive rights and a side order of sass. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: This mug does not come with a filter. Nor does it tolerate any bullshit, just like you.