Ravens Birthday Card

Snarky Birthday Card for Fans of the Murderous Birds

Have a friend who's raven about the Ravens, even more so than Edgar Allan Poe? Well, it's time to swoop into their birthday with a card as dramatic as their defense claims to be.

Front: "Happy birthday even though you're a fucking Ravens fan." (We've flown into the danger zone. Someone needed to crow a little reality into their life.)

Features & Details:

• Dimensions: Poetically measured at 5in x 7in (A7 card size)—just the right size for leaving beside that little statue of Poe or next to their Ray Lewis bobblehead.
• Material: Printed on hauntingly high-quality cardstock paper, sturdy enough to weather even the toughest AFC North battle.
• Extras: Comes with an extra kraft envelope because Ravens fans are all about that defense—now they can have a backup.
• Protection: Safely nested in a cello sleeve, offering better shelter than the Raven's end zone.

Shipping:

• Method: Flies into your mailbox via USPS Ground Advantage. We may not promise Super Bowl rings, but we promise punctuality.
• Tracking: Absolutely, raven-approved tracking info is included. Watch its journey from our gothic castle to your spooky abode.

Our Guarantee: Each card comes with our Nevermore Snark Satisfaction Guarantee. If your Ravens-loving buddy doesn't appreciate this more than an overtime win, squawk at us. We’re committed to making sure your snark soars high.

Caw-caw! Add to cart faster than a Raven fan can say, "That was pass interference!" Make their birthday as unforgettable as their team’s poetic drama.