Rams Birthday Card
Snarky Birthday Card for Fans of the Hollywood Rams
Know someone who insists the Rams are the real stars of L.A., outshining even the Hollywood Walk of Fame? Roll out the red carpet for their birthday with a card that’s got more punchlines than a halftime show.
Front: "Happy birthday even though you're a fucking Rams fan." (Cut, that's a wrap! Someone needed to direct this production.)
Features & Details:
- Dimensions: Box office hit at 5in x 7in (A7 card size)—just the right size to fit among their stash of ‘Greatest Show on Turf’ memorabilia.
- Material: Printed on Oscar-worthy high-quality cardstock, built to last longer than a Rams stint in St. Louis.
- Extras: Comes with a spare kraft envelope, because every L.A. story needs a good sequel.
- Protection: Snugly sealed in a cello sleeve, providing better defense than the Rams on a third down.
Shipping:
- Method: Delivered via USPS Ground Advantage. It won’t win a Super Bowl, but it will arrive in award-winning time.
- Tracking: You bet. Just like following a celebrity, tracking info is included so you can stalk this star until it reaches your door.
Our Guarantee: Each card is endorsed with our Hollywood Snark Satisfaction Guarantee. If your Rams-loving buddy doesn’t find this as amusing as a sideline celebrity sighting, we’ll redo the script. We’re committed to a blockbuster birthday hit.
Quick, 'Add to Cart' faster than a Rams fan can say, "We got robbed!" Make their birthday as flashy and unforgettable as a Hollywood premiere.