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  • Panthers Birthday Card
  • Panthers Birthday Card

Panthers Birthday Card

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Snarky Birthday Card for Fans of the Prowling Panthers

Know someone who's still reminiscing about the Cam Newton days and swears that the Panthers are just one draft away from glory? Leap into their birthday with a card that's as feisty as a Panther on the hunt.

Front: "Happy birthday even though you're a fucking Panthers fan." (Oh, we clawed that one. Someone needed to scratch beneath the surface.)

Features & Details:

  • Dimensions: Stalking at 5in x 7in (A7 card size)—just the right size to curl up next to their "Keep Pounding" banner.
  • Material: Printed on Queen City-quality cardstock, as sturdy as a Panther fan's resolve.
  • Extras: Lurks with an extra kraft envelope, because Panthers fans know the value of a good backup QB.
  • Protection: Safely prowling in a cello sleeve, offering better defense than their secondary on an off-day.

Shipping:

  • Method: Sneaks its way to you via USPS Ground Advantage. While it won't clinch a playoff spot, it will arrive promptly.
  • Tracking: Absolutely. Includes tracking info so you can trace this big cat as it stalks toward your mailbox.

Our Guarantee: This card is paw-printed with our Carolina Snark Satisfaction Guarantee. If your Panthers-devoted friend doesn’t find this card as thrilling as a 60-yard rush, we'll go back to the den and make it right.

Pounce on that 'Add to Cart' button quicker than a Panther can seize an unlucky Falcon. Give them a birthday full of fangs, claws, and enough snark to last until the next disappointing season.

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