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"Rip Open This Mofo" Envelopoe Stickers: Because Peer Pressure Works
Alright, you cheeky devils. You wore me down. After nearly 2 years of selfish hoarding, and using these bad boys exclusively on my packaging, I've decided to share the wealth. Or, more accurately, I've decided to let you share your money in exchange for more of these stickers. A true win-win.
What are they? Sassy, retro-inspired rectangular stickers with the subtle elegance of "rip open this mofo" gracing them. Perfect for slapping on an envlope with one of our greeting cards and watching the recipient's face light up (or contort in confusion). And if they're confused, do you really need that sort of negativity in your life?
Options:
- Buy just one, because you're testing the waters or because commitment issues.
- Get a 5-pack, for those who are somewhat dedicated.
- Splurge on a 10-pack, for those overachievers or those with a lot of mofo cards to give out.
Remember when these were super exclusive and only adorned my packaging? Yeah, me too.
But now, with every order, you get one of these stickers for FREE. Yep, I said free. But because you're all sticker-hungry goblins (I say that with love), you can also buy extras. So, thanks for making me cave in, and enjoy sticking these everywhere!
Note: No actual mofos were harmed in the making of these stickers. Greeting cards sold separately. Please stick responsibly.
Alright, you cheeky devils. You wore me down. After nearly 2 years of selfish hoarding, and using these bad boys exclusively on my packaging, I've decided to share the wealth. Or, more accurately, I've decided to let you share your money in exchange for more of these stickers. A true win-win.
What are they? Sassy, retro-inspired rectangular stickers with the subtle elegance of "rip open this mofo" gracing them. Perfect for slapping on an envlope with one of our greeting cards and watching the recipient's face light up (or contort in confusion). And if they're confused, do you really need that sort of negativity in your life?
Options:
- Buy just one, because you're testing the waters or because commitment issues.
- Get a 5-pack, for those who are somewhat dedicated.
- Splurge on a 10-pack, for those overachievers or those with a lot of mofo cards to give out.
Remember when these were super exclusive and only adorned my packaging? Yeah, me too.
But now, with every order, you get one of these stickers for FREE. Yep, I said free. But because you're all sticker-hungry goblins (I say that with love), you can also buy extras. So, thanks for making me cave in, and enjoy sticking these everywhere!
Note: No actual mofos were harmed in the making of these stickers. Greeting cards sold separately. Please stick responsibly.