Jaguars Birthday Card
Snarky Birthday Card for Fans of the Jungle Felines
Know someone who's all about DUUUVAL and still believes that the Jaguars are going to roar their way to glory one day? Pounce on their birthday with a card that's as snarky as their hopes are high.
Front: "Happy birthday even though you're a fucking Jaguars fan." (Yup, we clawed it. Someone had to take the catnip away.)
Features & Details:
- Dimensions: Leaping at 5in x 7in (A7 card size)—the perfect size to rest next to their Minshew mustache collection.
- Material: Printed on Sunshine State-strong high-quality cardstock, able to endure even the most lackluster seasons.
- Extras: Comes with an additional kraft envelope, because Jags fans are all too familiar with needing a Plan B.
- Protection: Enclosed in a cello sleeve, stronger than their defensive line on most Sundays.
- Method: Slides through USPS Ground Advantage. It may not make it to the playoffs, but it'll make it to your mailbox.
- Tracking: Of course, includes tracking so you can stalk this Jaguar as it makes its way through the jungle of the postal system.
Our Guarantee: Each card features our River City Snark Satisfaction Guarantee. If your Jaguars-loving friend doesn't find this as entertaining as a Hail Mary pass to win the game (however rare that may be), let us know. We’ll aim to satisfy, much like a surprise Jaguars win.
Click 'Add to Cart' faster than a Jaguar can pounce on its prey. Make their birthday a jungle of joy, snark, and the usual football-induced despair.