Giants Fan Birthday Card
Snarky Birthday Card for "Those" Football Fans
Looking for the perfect birthday greeting for that friend who just can't see the light when it comes to their football allegiance? Well, do we have a card for you!
Front: "Happy birthday even though you're a fucking Giants fan." (Yes, we went there. Someone had to say it.)
Features & Details:
- Dimensions: Smugly sized at 5in x 7in (A7 card size) - big enough to make a statement, small enough to fit in their misguided team's jersey pocket.
- Material: Printed on high-quality cardstock paper that's almost as fancy as you pretending to like their team for the sake of friendship.
- Extras: Comes with an additional kraft envelope.
- Protection: Neatly wrapped in a cello sleeve. We're making sure it's safe from your daredevil mail carrier, who might just be a Giants fan too.
- Method: Shipped via USPS Ground Advantage. If the Giants can't move fast, at least your card can.
- Tracking: Oh yes, includes tracking information. We wouldn't want you to lose this gem amidst other mundane birthday wishes.
Our Guarantee: Every card comes with our Snarky Seal of Satisfaction. If for some bizarre, inexplicable reason your friend doesn't appreciate your impeccable sense of humor, let us know. We’re here to help keep the birthday vibes on point.
Add to cart and let that Giants-loving friend know that birthdays transcend team loyalties... just about.