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  • Formal Penis Invite Card
  • Formal Penis Invite Card
  • Formal Penis Invite Card
  • Formal Penis Invite Card
  • Formal Penis Invite Card
  • Formal Penis Invite Card

Formal Penis Invite Card

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"You Are Formally Invited to Sit on My Penis" Love Card 🍆💜

Heart This Image ❤️:
Well, look who's here! Someone's got a taste for the cheeky and the chic. Go ahead, click that heart button. It’s like sending us a flirty emoji, but way more official.

Description:
When you want to turn up the heat but keep it classy, this is the card for you. It's the epitome of romance meets racy, wrapped up in one fabulously cheeky invitation. 🍆😉

Shipping Info 📦:
- Shipping worldwide (because love and peens are universal, obviously).
- Packaged with flair, sealed with a wink.
- Will be jetting off to you within 1-2 business days—because when it comes to love, time is of the penis ...um, essence.

How to Order:

1. Gleefully click 'Add to Cart' like you just got your own formal invite.
2. Waltz over to checkout and bask in your brilliant card-choosing skills.
3. Put in your info and wait for the magic to arrive at your doorstep.

All Things Cheeky:
Craving more of our sass and romance? Saunter over to our homepage for more cards that ride the line between lovable and laughable: www.astoldbyellie.com

Happy Customer Guarantee 😊:
We're all about those grins and giggles. If you or your loved one don't absolutely adore this card—or if there are any issues at all—reach out. We're committed to making it right or offering a hassle-free refund. Satisfaction is our middle name (not really, but you get the idea).

Thanks for choosing us to add a dash of daring to your love life! 💜🍆

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