Endless Marriage Card
Celebrate the joyous union of endlessly deciding what to eat with our "Endless Arguments" wedding card. This card is perfect for the couple who's mastered the art of bickering over dinner plans but still manages to love each other more with every takeout menu.
-Size: A2 (4.25 x 5.5 inches)
-Material: Premium cardstock, because even arguments deserve to be presented in high quality.
-Includes: One kraft envelope, because you’ve got to have something sturdy to hold all that sass.
-Packaged in a sturdy af cardboard envelope, plus a protective cello sleeve because we can't let anything dampen the humor.
-Inside: Blank, ideal for writing your own culinary compromises or continuing the joke.
-Extra Fun: Comes with our 'WORLD FAMOUS "rip open this mofo"' envelope sticker, because opening this card should be as dramatic as choosing a dinner spot.
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Choose USPS Priority Mail or higher so this card can arrive faster than they can decide on pizza or Chinese.
Gift this card to your favorite couple and celebrate their eternal debate on whether to go Italian or Thai. Here’s to a lifetime of love, laughter, and the daily "what’s for dinner?" debate!