Blink If You Want to Have Sex With Me
Give this dirty Valentine's card to whomever you plan on having sex with on Valentine's Day. It's as simple as that. My marketing skills are a fucking beast, you guys.
- Front: blink if you want to have sex with me
- Inside: blank
- A2 card size (4.25in x 5.5in)
- Includes an extra kraft envelope
- Wrapped in a cello sleeve for added protection
PLEASE NOTE: In order to keep shipping free for you lovely people, all cards are mailed standard flat rate mail with a regular 'ole fashioned stamp. Therefore, your order WILL NOT include tracking. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.