This dirty Valentines card also acts as a coupon to redeem sexual favors. I'm just out here helping marriages and relationships last for a lifetime. Thank me later.
- Front: give this card back to me when you're ready to bang
- Inside: blank
- A2 card size (4.25in x 5.5in)
- Includes extra kraft envelope
PLEASE NOTE: In order to keep shipping free for you lovely people, all cards are mailed standard flat rate mail with a regular 'ole fashioned stamp. Therefore, your order WILL NOT include tracking. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.