Bucs Birthday Card
Snarky Birthday Card for Fans of the Pirate Ship
Ahoy, matey! Have a friend who can't stop talking about Tom Brady, pirate ships, and whatever else Buccaneers fans obsess over? Make their birthday unforgettable with a card that sails into uncharted snarky waters.
Front: "Happy birthday even though you're a darn Buccaneers fan." (Aye, we went there. Because someone needed to steer this ship back to reality.)
Features & Details:
- Dimensions: Perfectly sized at 5in x 7in (A7 card size)—fits snugly beside that Buccaneers flag they wave a little too enthusiastically.
- Material: Printed on high-caliber cardstock paper, as grand as their inflated Super Bowl dreams.
- Extras: Comes with an extra kraft envelope—because chances are, they'll want to save this card like it's a hidden treasure.
- Protection: Enclosed in a cello sleeve, offering more defense than an opponent facing that Tampa defensive line.
- Method: Dispatched via USPS Ground Advantage. Not as fast as a pirate ship under full sail, but it'll make landfall in good time.
- Tracking: You bet your doubloons we include tracking info. Keep an eye on the horizon for this snarky vessel's arrival.
Our Guarantee: This card comes with our Snark-O-Treasure Satisfaction Guarantee. If your Buccaneers-loving matey doesn't appreciate your unique brand of birthday humor, we'll walk the plank... or at least do something to make it right.
Grab your card faster than a Buccaneer claims booty! Add to cart and remind your friend that while loyalty may be admirable, snark is unforgettable.