Broncos Birthday Card
Snarky Birthday Card for the Mile-High Fanatics
Is your friend still living in the glory days of Elway and Manning, blissfully ignoring the reality of today's Broncos? Saddle up, partner, and gift them a birthday card as bold as their misplaced optimism.
Front: "Happy birthday even though you're a fucking Broncos fan." (Yeehaw, we let that bronco buck! Someone had to rein it in.)
Features & Details:
- Dimensions: Galloping in at 5in x 7in (A7 card size)—small enough to not overshadow their old-school Broncos memorabilia but big enough to make a statement.
- Material: Printed on rock-solid high-quality cardstock paper, as tough as a Denver winter.
- Extras: Comes with an extra kraft envelope, because Broncos fans know all too well the need for a backup.
- Protection: Safely corralled in a cello sleeve, providing better coverage than the Broncos secondary on a bad day.
- Method: Rides into town via USPS Ground Advantage. No, it won't win the Super Bowl, but it'll reach you in time.
- Tracking: Heck yes, we've got tracking info. Watch this bronco make its way to your ranch with pinpoint accuracy.
Our Guarantee: This card arrives with our Mile-High Snark Satisfaction Guarantee. If your Broncos-crazy friend doesn't chuckle harder than they did during the last failed playoff run, holler at us. We'll make it right, faster than you can say "Omaha."
Add to cart quicker than a Bronco fan yelling, "Incomplete!" Deliver a birthday message that's as unforgettable as the team's ups and downs.