Birthday Card FROM Packers Fan

Snarky Birthday Card for the Cheesehead's Non-Cheesehead Friends

Own a greeting card company and still wonder why your friends haven't seen the Green-and-Gold light? Here's your chance to Lambeau Leap into their birthday with a card that's as smug as a Packers fan watching a Bears game.

Front: "Happy birthday even though you're NOT a Green Bay Packers fan." (That's right, we went there. Let's face it, you're doing them a favor by even acknowledging their birthday.)

Features & Details:

• Dimensions: Frozen Tundra-approved at 5in x 7in (A7 card size)—ideally sized to fit next to their inferior team's merchandise.
• Material: Printed on MVP-quality high-quality cardstock, as legendary as the Pack's quarterback lineage.
• Extras: Huddles with an extra kraft envelope, since it's always good to have a backup when you're dealing with non-Packers fans.
• Protection: Safely locked in a cello sleeve, providing the kind of defense even the '60s Packers would admire.

Shipping:

• Method: Hustles to you via USPS Ground Advantage. It won't win another Super Bowl, but it will definitely reach your mailbox.
• Tracking: You betcha. Includes tracking so you can keep tabs on it like a cheesehead eyeing the last bratwurst.

Our Guarantee: This card is crowned with our Green-and-Gold Snark Satisfaction Guarantee. If your misguided friend can't appreciate the brilliance of this card, well, they probably also think the "Fail Mary" was a legit call. But don't worry, we'll make it right. It's the Packers way.

Go long and 'Add to Cart' faster than Aaron Rodgers can throw a Hail Mary. Make their birthday almost as memorable as the Packers' storied history. Almost.