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  • All I Want for Valentine's Day X-Rated Card
  • All I Want for Valentine's Day X-Rated Card
  • All I Want for Valentine's Day X-Rated Card
  • All I Want for Valentine's Day X-Rated Card

All I Want for Valentine's Day X-Rated Card

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Introducing the "All I Want for Valentine's Day" X-Rated Card - Part of Our Unapologetically Naughty Valentine's Day Collection!

💌 Card Details:

-Featuring a bold message: "All I want for Valentine's Day is anal" - because let's skip the subtlety, shall we?
-A heart with cheeky butt cheeks adds a playful, mischievous touch - it's all about celebrating love with a sense of humor!
-Size: A2 (4.25in x 5.5in) - Compact, yet it carries an explicit request that's hard to ignore.

🚚 Shipping Info:

Free shipping via USPS First Class Mail - because even your naughtiest desires deserve a discreet delivery.

In a hurry to make your intentions clear? Choose from our expedited shipping options:
-USPS Ground Advantage: Because free shipping does not include tracking.
-UPS 3 Day Select: Because love waits for no one.
-UPS 2nd Day Air Saver: When you're ready to take it up a notch.
-Overnight: Because some things just can't wait!

🏠 Dive into our unapologetically naughty Valentine's Day collection at As Told By Ellie for more cheeky gifts and cards. Celebrate love with a card that leaves no room for ambiguity - it's all about getting straight to the point! 😈❤️🔥

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