Merry Christmas Bitches Card

🎄 Retro-Snarky Christmas Card: "Merry Christmas B*tches" - A Festive Throwback with a Cheeky Twist! 🎅

Bring some retro sass to your holiday greetings with our unique, snarky Christmas card!

👉 About the Design:
Our card is a playful collage of nostalgic Christmas elements, blending the charm of yesteryear with a bold, modern twist. It features an iconic retro smiley sporting a Santa hat, an old-school VW bus decked in holiday cheer, and whimsical touches like candy canes and snowflakes. The design is tied together with a trendy checker pattern, adding a touch of contemporary flair.

👉 Cheeky Greeting:
In the center of this merry mélange, you'll find the words "Merry Christmas B*tches" in a groovy, retro font. It's a fun and light-hearted way to spread holiday cheer with a hint of irreverence.

👉 Perfect For:
This card is ideal for friends who appreciate a good laugh, loved ones with a taste for the unconventional, or anyone who enjoys a blend of classic and contemporary styles.

👉 Quality Materials:
Printed on high-quality card stock, ensuring a crisp image and a sturdy feel. The inside is left blank, giving you ample space to pen your own personal message.

👉 Size:
Each card measures 4.25in x 5.5in (A2) perfect for mailing or hand-delivering to your favorite people.

👉 Packaging:
Your card comes with a complimentary envelope, ready to be sent or gifted.

🌟 Special Offer:
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