Give this dirty Valentine's card to whomever you plan on having sex with on Valentine's Day. It's as simple as that. My marketing skills are a fucking beast, you guys.
- Front: blink if you want to have sex with me
- Inside: blank
- A2 card size (4.25in x 5.5in)
- Includes an extra kraft envelope
- Wrapped in a cello sleeve for added protection
PLEASE NOTE: In order to keep shipping free for you lovely people, all cards are mailed standard flat rate mail with a regular 'ole fashioned stamp. Therefore, your order WILL NOT include tracking. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.