Diarrhea Queen Shirt

💩 "Diarrhea Queen" Comfort Colors Tee 💩
Because nothing says "elegance" like explosive bowel movements.

This shirt is for the brave. The bloaty. The lactose-intolerant risk-takers who order extra cheese anyway. Whether it’s Taco Bell, anxiety, or just bad luck—own your crown, Queen.

👑 Made from premium Comfort Colors fabric, aka soft enough to cry into.
💌 Garment-dyed and pre-shrunk, because you’ve got enough surprises already.
📦 Made to order. No refunds unless it arrives smelling like regret (it won’t).

🧼 Care Instructions:
– Wash cold, inside out
– Tumble dry low or hang to dry
– Don’t bleach it. Don’t iron the graphic. Basically don’t treat it like your digestive system

Perfect for: brunch, bad decisions, and letting the world know your stomach's in charge.