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  • Happy Birthday – Don’t Burn Down the Office with All Those Candles
  • Happy Birthday – Don’t Burn Down the Office with All Those Candles
  • Happy Birthday – Don’t Burn Down the Office with All Those Candles
  • Happy Birthday – Don’t Burn Down the Office with All Those Candles
  • Happy Birthday – Don’t Burn Down the Office with All Those Candles
  • Happy Birthday – Don’t Burn Down the Office with All Those Candles

Happy Birthday – Don’t Burn Down the Office with All Those Candles

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A birthday card for your favorite coworker (or your favorite office frenemy) that lightly roasts them for surviving another year—and not burning down the break room in the process. Retro, funny, and just the right amount of chaotic energy for office birthdays.

Whether you’re HR-approved or a little unhinged, this card gets the job done.

🔥 PRODUCT DETAILS:
Size: A2 (4.25 x 5.5 inches)
Blank inside so you can write something sweet... or snarky
Includes one kraft envelope
Packaged in a protective cello sleeve because presentation matters (unlike Steve from accounting)
Comes with our WORLD FAMOUS “rip open this mofo” envelope sticker

📦 SHIPPING: Ships in either a white cardboard envelope. Multiple upgrade options available at checkout if you’re last-minute AF.