Eagles Birthday Card

Snarky Birthday Card for the Flock of the "Brotherly Love" City

Is your friend an Eagles fan who just won't quit talking about "Philly Special" and greased poles? Time to wing it this birthday with a card that has as much attitude as a boisterous Eagles tailgate.

Front: "Happy birthday even though you're a fucking Eagles fan." (Yes, we soared there. Someone had to bring them back to earth.)

Features & Details:

• Dimensions: Soaring at 5in x 7in (A7 card size)—just about the right size to balance on top of a Philly cheesesteak.
• Material: Printed on high-flying quality cardstock paper that's sturdier than your friend's argument that the Eagles are going all the way this year.
• Extras: Hatches with an extra kraft envelope—ideal for sending to another member of the Eagles nest.
• Protection: Snuggly cocooned in a cello sleeve, giving it better protection than the Eagles' O-line.

Shipping:

• Method: Takes flight via USPS Ground Advantage. Not as fast as an Eagle swooping for prey, but close enough.
• Tracking: Absolutely, we offer tracking info. Watch this bird's journey like it's the fourth quarter of a nail-biter.

Our Guarantee: Each card is backed by our Talon-Tough Snark Satisfaction Guarantee. If your Eagles-loyal buddy doesn't find this as endearing as the underdog mask, give us a squawk. We vow to make your snarky wishes take flight.

Hit 'Add to Cart' faster than an Eagles fan can boo the opposing team. Show your friend that even if their team choice is up in the air, your knack for perfect birthday cards is grounded in excellence.