Da Bears Birthday Card

Snarky Birthday Card for Those "Special" Football Fans

Is your friend's birthday coming up and they just won't stop with the "Bear Down" chants? Oh boy, do we have the card that says what everyone's thinking!

Front: "Happy birthday even though you're a fucking Bears fan." (You betcha, we went there. If they can bear the cold at Soldier Field, they can bear this.)

Features & Details:

• Dimensions: Crafted in a 5in x 7in (A7 card size) - just the right size to fit between the ketchup-less hot dog and the Old Style beer on the birthday table.
• Material: Printed on the kind of high-quality cardstock paper that even Mike Ditka wouldn't throw out of frustration.
• Extras: Includes an additional kraft envelope, because let's face it, your friend might fumble the first one.
• Protection: Sealed securely in a cello sleeve, because it needs more protection than a quarterback from the '85 Bears defense.

Shipping:

• Method: Dispatched via USPS Ground Advantage. It won't complete a Hail Mary pass, but it'll get to your end zone on time.
• Tracking: Of course, tracking info is included. You’ll want to monitor this play-by-play.

Our Guarantee: This card is protected by our Snarktastic Satisfaction Guarantee. If, by some wild twist of fate, your Bears-loving buddy doesn't find your humor as endearing as a Super Bowl Shuffle, contact us. We've got your back when it comes to delivering that perfect mix of birthday cheer and friendly rivalry.

What are you waiting for? Add this card to your cart faster than a Chicagoan saying, "It's not THAT windy." Make their birthday unforgettable, for better or worse!