Cowboys Birthday Card

Snarky Birthday Card for "America's Team's" Number One Fan

Have a friend who never misses a chance to shout, "How 'bout them Cowboys?" Gift them a birthday card that's equally loud in its snark and sentiment.

Front: "Happy birthday even though you're a fucking Cowboys fan." (Yes siree, we roped that one in. Someone had to lasso the situation.)

Features & Details:

• Dimensions: Expertly crafted at 5in x 7in (A7 card size)—just the right size to accompany that tall tale about the Cowboys' impending Super Bowl win.
• Material: Printed on ultra-premium cardstock paper, almost as luxurious as Jerry Jones' ego.
• Extras: Includes a spare kraft envelope, because we all know Cowboys fans love second chances.
• Protection: Securely packaged in a cello sleeve, offering better coverage than a Cowboys cornerback.

Shipping:

• Method: Shipped faster than you can say "Tony Romo's a Hall of Famer?" via USPS Ground Advantage.
• Tracking: Absolutely. Tracking info is provided so you can follow this card like it's a controversial play under review.

Our Guarantee: Each card rides in with our Lone Star Snark Satisfaction Guarantee. If your Cowboys-loving friend doesn't think this card is a touchdown, let us know. We promise to do a better job than their offensive line at making things right.

Yeehaw! Add to cart faster than a Cowboy fan blames the ref. Remind your friend that, while their team choice may be questionable, your commitment to celebrating their birthday is anything but.