Chiefs Birthday Card

Snarky Birthday Card for Fans of the "Chief" Concern

Got a buddy who's always on about the Chiefs Kingdom, Patrick Mahomes, and BBQ? Throw a little curveball into their birthday celebration with a card that’s spicier than Kansas City's finest sauce.

Front: "Happy birthday even though you're a fucking Chiefs fan." (Oh, we brought it. Someone had to interrupt the tomahawk chop.)

Features & Details:

• Dimensions: Masterfully dimensioned at 5in x 7in (A7 card size)—not too big to overshadow their framed Mahomes jersey, but big enough to make an impact.
• Material: Printed on the sort of high-quality cardstock that's more reliable than a Chiefs 4th-quarter comeback.
• Extras: Complemented by an extra kraft envelope—because one envelope might not contain all the Chiefs mania.
• Protection: Safely enveloped in a cello sleeve, guarding it from mishaps as effectively as the Chiefs' offensive line.

Shipping:

• Method: Sent via USPS Ground Advantage. We guarantee it’ll arrive quicker than a Tyreek Hill sprint.
• Tracking: Certainly, includes tracking info. You'll want to follow its journey closer than Andy Reid follows the playbook.

Our Guarantee: Endorsed with our Arrowhead Snark Guarantee. If your Chiefs-crazy compadre doesn’t find this as amusing as a sideline Kool-Aid moment, let us know. We aim to ensure your birthday snark is as on point as a Travis Kelce route.

Click 'Add to Cart' faster than a Chiefs fan can say, "It's our year!" Make their birthday a memorable play in a season of ordinary greetings.