Chargers Birthday Card

Snarky Birthday Card for Fans Who've Been "Charged Up"

Got a buddy who's all about that electric Bolt lifestyle? Shock them this birthday with a card that's just as witty as it is irreverent.

Front: "Happy birthday even though you're a fucking Chargers fan." (Yep, we zapped it right there. Someone needed to short-circuit the fandom.)

Features & Details:

• Dimensions: Energetically measured at 5in x 7in (A7 card size)—small enough to avoid stealing the limelight from their blinding team colors.
• Material: Printed on uber high-quality cardstock paper, sturdy enough to withstand even a Chargers fan's optimism.
• Extras: Bundled with an additional kraft envelope—because sometimes it takes a few tries to find the end zone, if you know what we mean.
• Protection: Comes in a shockproof cello sleeve, just in case their excitement over this card gets a little too electric.

Shipping:

• Method: Zoomed to you via USPS Ground Advantage. It may not be as fast as a bolt of lightning, but it won't fumble on its way to your mailbox.
• Tracking: Oh, we've got that electrifying tracking info, so you can watch its journey like it’s a nail-biting fourth quarter.

Our Guarantee: Every card is equipped with our Spark of Snark Satisfaction Guarantee. If, by some charge of fate, your Chargers-loving amigo doesn't get a jolt from your fantastic humor, let us know. We'll make sure to amp up the satisfaction levels.

Add to cart quicker than a Charger sprinting down the sideline! Turn their birthday into a day of voltage, humor, and maybe just a little reflection on their life choices.