Happy Birthday Fuckhead Card
Introducing the "Retro Rebuke" Birthday Card – a striking blend of vintage flair and cheeky banter, perfect for that friend who appreciates a good laugh on their special day! 🎉
🎉 Bold Vintage Vibe:
-A2 Card Size (4.25in x 5.5in)
-Features a captivating wavy blue and white checkered pattern, setting a playful yet nostalgic backdrop
-The message "Happy Birthday F*ckhead" is styled in an eye-catching retro font, marrying audacity with a touch of old-school charm
-Printed on premium cardstock, ensuring the vibrant design and cheeky greeting pop
-Accompanied by a sleek, kraft envelope, adding a classic touch to this unapologetically bold card
-Wrapped in a protective cello sleeve, because we're all about keeping it pristine until the big reveal
🚚 Delivery Choices:
📦 Standard USPS First-Class Mail (the excitement builds with anticipation, no tracking)
🚆 USPS Ground Advantage (for those who appreciate the reassurance of tracking)
🚚 UPS 3 Day Select (when your adoration can't be contained a moment longer)
✈️ UPS 2nd Day Air Saver (because sometimes, love just can't wait)
🌙 UPS Overnight (for the ultimate declaration of last-minute devotion)