{"product_id":"welcome-to-menopause-funny-midlife-menopause-card","title":"Welcome to Menopause Funny Midlife Menopause Card","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eFor the woman who needs a strong fan and a lot of space.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\"Welcome to menopause. May your fan be strong and everyone leave you the fuck alone.\" is the funny, sweary menopause card for a friend, sister, mom, or coworker riding out the hot flash years. Relatable, a little rude, and a solid pick for a midlife birthday or a just because laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e● A2 card size (4.25 x 5.5 inches)\u003cbr\u003e● Blank inside so you can write your own message\u003cbr\u003e● Wrapped in a protective cello sleeve\u003cbr\u003e● Includes a WORLD FAMOUS \"rip open this mofo\" envelope sticker\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping information:\u003c\/strong\u003e Standard shipping uses USPS Ground Advantage. Shipping upgrades are available at checkout.\u003cbr\u003eCards are shipped in a rigid mailer to help protect them during transit.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"As Told By Ellie","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45892465492042,"sku":"FRD003","price":6.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0549\/5871\/9050\/files\/favecardmocks_22.png?v=1790019897","url":"https:\/\/www.astoldbyellie.com\/products\/welcome-to-menopause-funny-midlife-menopause-card","provider":"As Told By Ellie","version":"1.0","type":"link"}