{"product_id":"two-years-sober-damn-you-look-good-greeting-card","title":"Two Years Sober Damn You Look Good Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eTwo years of showing up for yourself, every single day. This card skips the speech and gets straight to the point: damn, you look good.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003ePerfect for celebrating a sobriety anniversary, this card works for a friend, sibling, partner, or anyone marking two years of recovery who'd rather hear a compliment than a lecture. Proud, a little cheeky, and completely genuine underneath the joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eProduct details:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\" class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3 print:block print:space-y-1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eA2 card size (4.25 x 5.5 inches)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eBlank inside so you can write your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eWrapped in a protective cello sleeve\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eIncludes a WORLD FAMOUS \"rip open this mofo\" envelope sticker\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eShipping information: Standard shipping uses USPS Ground Advantage. Shipping upgrades are available at checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eCards are shipped in a rigid mailer to help protect them during transit.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"As Told By Ellie","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44043039146058,"sku":"M02","price":6.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0549\/5871\/9050\/files\/Copyofcardmockups_17.jpg?v=1786310542","url":"https:\/\/www.astoldbyellie.com\/products\/two-years-sober-damn-you-look-good-greeting-card","provider":"As Told By Ellie","version":"1.0","type":"link"}